Mrs. Murphy's Budgerigar Lyrics

If I had a bus I'd, ah.......

Mrs. Murphy's budgerigar is lost today
Nobody's really certain why it ran away
It wan't that she didn't feed her
She was very kind
So if you see it
Would you mind phoning up
There's a lady with a rush brown Tercel
Is she joking when she says it runs quite well
Any reasonable offering not refused I'm sure
She'll even bring it to your door for inspection
If I was very rich I know I'd buy old bikes
that didn't go To see old ladies smiling
Someones got a train set and that's a thing I'm for
This one's only seine will cover half your floor I ber somebody's crying a little in that house today
Because they have to put away the set every day
Mrs. Murphy's budgerigar, I know you're free
Certainly it's nicer living in your tree
But Mrs. Murphy's budgerigar won't you just visit home
Cause Mrs. Murphy's missing you