The Ballad of Chasey Lain (The Virgin mix) Lyrics

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your a**?
Write back as soon as you can
You've had a lotta d***
Had a lotta d***
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d*** Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your a** when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta d***
Had a lotta d***
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d*** Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your a**

You've had a lotta d***
Had a lotta d***
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d*** Chasey
But you ain't had mine
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them t******
Now show 'em them t******
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them t******
Now show 'em them t***ïes

Would ya f*** me for blow?