f*** a Dog Lyrics

[tom]
I wanna f*** a dog in the a**

[mark]
he wants to f*** a dog in the a**
[tom]
I wanna f*** a dog
That's right kids

I tried to f*** your mom in the a**
Tried to f*** your dad in the a**
could only find the dog....
and his a**

[mark and tom]
We wanna f*** a dog in the a**
We wanna f*** a dog in the a**
We wanna f*** a dog
[tom]
I tried to f*** a f****** pirate in the a**

[mark]
Aarrh me and me first mate a scurvy cur

[tom]
Tried to f*** a f****** pirate
but I found the dog

[mark, in mexican accent]
Ahh that was no pirate man that was thy own sister
[music stops]

[mark]
It's a Mexican pirate

[music continues]

[mark and tom]
We wanna f*** a dog in the a**
We wanna f*** a dog in the a**
wanna f*** a f****** dog

[mark]
f*** you