I Need a Friend Lyrics

[INTRO]
f***** do this..
{crash}
f*** it!
[VERSE 1]
"Susan! Make sure the door's locked!"
Too late, b****, I done pulled the f***** glock
Hit you in the face with a mop and tie you up with socks
"Dial 9-1-1!"
b****, I am a f***** cop!
I'm not a cop, I'm a f***** lieutenant
For the last two months, I been suspended
Suspended, cause I love to shoot
Male prostitutes
I love to catch them walkin down 7 Mile and the boulevard
Put a nine to them, catch em off guard
Any time of the day, I walk up to them and steal em
God hate f***, sent me here to kill em
Don't reach for the phone, don't call for help
I know you hate me, I f***** hate myself
I need someone to talk to, I'm glad you listen
Cause ten minutes from now, I'll be in prison

[CHORUS]
I need, someone, to listen to meee..
I need, someone, who cares about meee..
(my wife is a s***)
I need, a friend, I need, a friend,
I need, a friend, I need, a friend
[VERSE 2]
"Aaaah!" Shut up, b****, before I shoot you
This f***** nine will f***** execute you
You're probably wonderin why I'm in your house
It's a long story, just help me out
See, the story is that I'm a rapper that's tryna make it
Now I'm a rapist, that's tryna take it
You like my chain? b****, don't break it
My mother gave it to me, it's kinda sacred
I used to be a Catholic priest, now I'm livin on the streets
Wanted for touchin my little niece
A turn-off is my niece kissin me
W-where the f*** you goin, b****? Listen to me
And please believe she started with me first
I didn't know she was a virgin and her booty don't work
Stop starin at the phone, you can't make a call
I got your a** cheeks, nailed to the wall
And I'm finally glad that the truth came out
This is the part where it ends, I blow my brains out {gun
fires}
[CHORUS]
I need, someone, to listen to meee..
I need, someone, who cares about meee..
(my wife is a s***)
I need, a friend, I need, a friend,
I need, a friend, I need, a friend,
I need, a friend, I need, a friend,
I need, a friend, I need, a friend

{gun fires}