Well you know Dasher & Dancer & Prancer & Vixen
Comet & Cupid & Donner & Blitzen
But do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all?
Is it Herman? - No!
Is it Sherman? - No!
Is it Eddie, is it Freddie? - No! No! No! No!
It is Hart, is it Schaffner, is it Marx perhaps?
Oh you'll never never guess, so don't snap your cap
Talkin' about Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer - Oh, him
Had a very shiny nose - So I heard
They say if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows - Like a hot razzie
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names - Rudolph is a red-nose!
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer game
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Hey Rudolph, Uh I say Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeers loved him
And they shouted out with glee - Rudolph! Rudolph! Rudolph!
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history!
With his pink probocisasary snoot
His bugle that glowed like a light at the root
With his pink bazoo he guided the sleigh - He's a hero!
Why Rudolph saved the day! - Hurray!
Rudolph has got his red nose
In the Reindeer Hall of Fame
Rudolph the red-nose favorite
Of the little reindeer dames
Rudolph the North Pole big-shot
Rides around in Santa's sleigh - Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Wearin' a green Fedora
Smoking a cigar all day
This story has a moral
Anyone can plainly see
Just keep your red nose a clean 'n'
You'll go down in history
If you keep your nose, a red red rose
If you keep your beak all pink and sleek
And if you keep your schnoz maroon because...
You'll go down in history!
Comet & Cupid & Donner & Blitzen
But do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all?
Is it Herman? - No!
Is it Sherman? - No!
Is it Eddie, is it Freddie? - No! No! No! No!
It is Hart, is it Schaffner, is it Marx perhaps?
Oh you'll never never guess, so don't snap your cap
Talkin' about Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer - Oh, him
Had a very shiny nose - So I heard
They say if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows - Like a hot razzie
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names - Rudolph is a red-nose!
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer game
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Hey Rudolph, Uh I say Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeers loved him
And they shouted out with glee - Rudolph! Rudolph! Rudolph!
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You'll go down in history!
With his pink probocisasary snoot
His bugle that glowed like a light at the root
With his pink bazoo he guided the sleigh - He's a hero!
Why Rudolph saved the day! - Hurray!
Rudolph has got his red nose
In the Reindeer Hall of Fame
Rudolph the red-nose favorite
Of the little reindeer dames
Rudolph the North Pole big-shot
Rides around in Santa's sleigh - Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Wearin' a green Fedora
Smoking a cigar all day
This story has a moral
Anyone can plainly see
Just keep your red nose a clean 'n'
You'll go down in history
If you keep your nose, a red red rose
If you keep your beak all pink and sleek
And if you keep your schnoz maroon because...
You'll go down in history!