I'm Getting Sued by Santa Claus Lyrics

Christmas day will not be very merry,
Explaining to the children will be hard.
Well it's Christmas Eve tonight
and our beagle picked a fight
with some reindeer that were grazing in our yard.
I let the dog outside to do his business.
I forgot to hook his leish up to the peg.
First he and Cupid came to blows,
then he bit Rudolf on the nose
and when I got there he was eyeing Prancers leg.

Now I'm getting sued by Santa Claus.
He's claiming mental anguish in his case.
Yeah, I'm getting sued by Santa Claus
and my kids won't even look me in the face.
I tried to throw myself on Santa's mercy.
I begged him but I wasn't getting thru.
I said "it's all your fault you know!".
He said "now how can that be so?".
I said "because we got the stupid dog from you!"

Now I'm getting sued by Santa Claus.
He's claiming mental anguish in his case.
Yeah, I'm getting sued by Santa Claus
and my kids won't even look me in the face.
Oh I'm getting sued by Santa Claus.
He's claiming mental anguish in his case.
Yeah, I'm getting sued by Santa Claus
and my kids won't even look me in the face.

Yeah, I'm getting sued by Santa Claus.
Now I'm bunkin' with the beagle at his place.

(Spoken) Couldn't we just settle out of court?