three men walk into a bar
(and) the comedian starts
he breaks the yolk of a laugh
and sees the stiffening start
the crew's not easily pleased
and they're looking at me
and they're looking at me
the prophand lost my cue cards
and i don't know when to laugh
i'm paying no attention
and i don't know when to laugh
no-one to answer my riffs
i hate the more i think
he fights the bachelor war
she reads an idiot board
life on an infinite lease?
i'd rather pull all my teeth
I'd rather pull
(and) the comedian starts
he breaks the yolk of a laugh
and sees the stiffening start
the crew's not easily pleased
and they're looking at me
and they're looking at me
the prophand lost my cue cards
and i don't know when to laugh
i'm paying no attention
and i don't know when to laugh
no-one to answer my riffs
i hate the more i think
he fights the bachelor war
she reads an idiot board
life on an infinite lease?
i'd rather pull all my teeth
I'd rather pull