someone put a dead cat in my mouth with its head towards my esophagus so the tail is hanging out makes me stumble as I step on it someone put a rat into my ear gnawing its way through my hearing apparatus to finally nest in the great emptiness that lies behind someone exchanged my pillow for a mouldy camembert making my head feel all soft and furry and isolating it against the ten ton weight that's b**ping against it permanently