Had one lover all my life, he left me high and dry
And after I cried all my tears, I learned how to get by
Well there's been old friends to ease my pain
Jack Daniels to name a few
But I'd be d***ed if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you
I've been out with Johnny Ridge, George d***le never failed
I've taken Southern Comfort just to chase that Coopers Ale
And on those cold nights old Granddad would help me make it through
But I'd be d***ed if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you
Now I have seen some loosers, that would make a statue cry
But boy if you had some feathers I'd swear that you could fly
Yes I came in here alone....and yes I've had a few
But I'd be d***ed if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you
Now don't get the impression that I care about what you do
But when it gets close to thanksgiving I'd hide if I was you
Yes I came in here alone....and yes I've had a few
But I'd be d***ed if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you
And after I cried all my tears, I learned how to get by
Well there's been old friends to ease my pain
Jack Daniels to name a few
But I'd be d***ed if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you
I've been out with Johnny Ridge, George d***le never failed
I've taken Southern Comfort just to chase that Coopers Ale
And on those cold nights old Granddad would help me make it through
But I'd be d***ed if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you
Now I have seen some loosers, that would make a statue cry
But boy if you had some feathers I'd swear that you could fly
Yes I came in here alone....and yes I've had a few
But I'd be d***ed if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you
Now don't get the impression that I care about what you do
But when it gets close to thanksgiving I'd hide if I was you
Yes I came in here alone....and yes I've had a few
But I'd be d***ed if I go home with a Wild Turkey like you