Standing room only
You must think my bed's a bus stop
By the way you come and go
I ain't seen you with the lights on
Two nights in a row
So pack your rusty razor
And don't bother with goodbye
Your cup runneth open
But mine is always dry
[Chorus]
Standing room only
But I can't stand no more
Standing room only
Outside my door
Don't help me set the table
Cause now there's one less place
I won't lay mama's silver
For a man who won't say grace
If home is where the heart is
Then your home's on the street
Me, I'll read a good book
Turn out the lights and go to sleep
[Chorus: x2]
You must think my bed's a bus stop
By the way you come and go
I ain't seen you with the lights on
Two nights in a row
So pack your rusty razor
And don't bother with goodbye
Your cup runneth open
But mine is always dry
[Chorus]
Standing room only
But I can't stand no more
Standing room only
Outside my door
Don't help me set the table
Cause now there's one less place
I won't lay mama's silver
For a man who won't say grace
If home is where the heart is
Then your home's on the street
Me, I'll read a good book
Turn out the lights and go to sleep
[Chorus: x2]