Life Is Hard on the Road Lyrics

Cocaine driven shouts
Hot tub wrestling bouts
4 O'clock departing flights
Late night Denny's shouting fights
Talk with chicks in bathroom stalls
Missing all those girlfriend calls
Tax collectors on your tail
Merch sales used for bail
Live!
Love!
Die!
Rock!
Life is hard on the road
The road is strong
The road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best when it (...)

Getting slapped with DUIs
Followed by eight hour drives
Pennsylvania Idaho
Blacking out in Fargo
Motel coffee, j******* rooms
Locker rooms of blood and doom
STDs, no more weed
We've got so much more to see
Rock!
Stars!
Small!
Bars!
Life is hard on the road
The road is strong
The road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best when it (...)

Two rooms
Fourteen men
Glen Fant strikes out again
Alex falls asleep with beer
Rod Van Stoli sheds a tear
Allentown Bryn lands in jail
Calls his girl to no avail
Life is hard on the road
The road is strong
The road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best when it (...)

Life is hard on the road
The road is strong
The road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best when it (...)

<Hidden track on CD version:>
She's dressed to kill,
And you're the prey.
Stilletto heels,
Blow you away.
She's got no time,
For little boys,
With little johns,
And little toys.