My LCD Screen Lyrics

I"ve got a television, but it don"t look so good
I saw high definition, oh and I think I should
Address the situation, do I have enough dough
Well I just got paid and my credit rating is perfect score
Well I love
I said I love
My LCD Screen

This 92-inch tube won"t fit inside my doorway I"m mad
Go through the slider to the basement where I"ll make my stand
Wall mount this SOB and grab a lawn chair to check it out
The floor starts shaking dry-wall cracking as the wall gives out
Well I love
I said I love
My LCD Screen
Check out my LCD Screen

My TV hit the floor I shouted oh my god it"s broke
Tend to the situation, see if there"s reason for hope
This baby"s working fine; Toshiba makes a product for sure
Grab fourteen milk cartons I"ll watch my TV here on the floor
Well I love
I said I love
My LCD Screen
Check out my LCD Screen

Hooked up high-definition yes I got the DVR too
1080p my Blu-Ray player don"t need nothing from you
Surround sound THX with the 5.1 dolby digital
I"ll never leave this cave til Netflix don"t deliver no mo'