Mr. Alvarez rides his bike to school
He got a DUI and we are his pupils
He tells all his kids to follow golden rules
Mr. Alvarez we are his pupils
Mr. Alvarez
What you gonna do? You've got no money in the bank,
You're wife tells you the new boat has sank
And even though its all she ever says
Mr. Alvarez has the hardest class
Even though I try, I know I'll never pass
He tells all his kids to follow golden rules
Mr. Alvarez we are his pupils
He got a DUI and we are his pupils
He tells all his kids to follow golden rules
Mr. Alvarez we are his pupils
Mr. Alvarez
What you gonna do? You've got no money in the bank,
You're wife tells you the new boat has sank
And even though its all she ever says
Mr. Alvarez has the hardest class
Even though I try, I know I'll never pass
He tells all his kids to follow golden rules
Mr. Alvarez we are his pupils