Degrade your Dad on the 4th of July
Now that you know he's not that cool of a guy
Getting a taste of all of the pies
With your finger pointed at the discount price
Two at a time we can't make up our mind
Seaching all around for a reason to find
Two at a time we can't make up our mind
It's the cute things that people do
Open up a door for a lady with no hands
Find yourself a w**** tell her that youve got plans
Donate to a family that has lost all that they had
It's okay to laugh even though it's pretty sad
You can make it better or you can make it worse
No matter what you do you're gonna end up in a hearse
You know its getting bad .......(??)
Now that you know he's not that cool of a guy
Getting a taste of all of the pies
With your finger pointed at the discount price
Two at a time we can't make up our mind
Seaching all around for a reason to find
Two at a time we can't make up our mind
It's the cute things that people do
Open up a door for a lady with no hands
Find yourself a w**** tell her that youve got plans
Donate to a family that has lost all that they had
It's okay to laugh even though it's pretty sad
You can make it better or you can make it worse
No matter what you do you're gonna end up in a hearse
You know its getting bad .......(??)