Punk Rock Academy Lyrics

i was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee
when a thought popped into my head
if all of us hated high school so much
why was nothing ever changed?
so i called brian up with my plan that's red hot
a private institution in the name of punk-rock
we got some government funding & our own
private road & 666 for our radio snow code.
i had a dream when i was in high school
that iattended the punk rock academy
I had a dream when i was in high school
i attended the punk rock academy.

chris jensen's teaching science
& he's still running mountain.
we fired the gun from bad religion cuz he
sold punk rock out & we'll give the dirty punks a
dip & get rid of all their fleas.
and we'll never buy anything with a UPC.
i had a dream when i was in high school,
i attended the punk rock academy
i had a dream when i was in high school,
that at the punk rock acedemy no one made fun of me

at the punk rock academy
where all teh students, their diagnosed with A.D.D.
take me home tonight,
i dont want to let you go untill the feeling's right,
take me home tonight,
i dont want to let you go untill the feelings right
we'll import a token jock & then we'll
kick his token a** & there will never ever be
a physical education class.
think about, you'll agree. it's the bizzity
bizzity bomb & maybe we can get the f-bombs to
play the senior prom.

i had a dream when i was in high school,
i atended the ounk rock academy
i had a dream when i was in high school,
that at the punk rock acedemy no one made fun of me