I aint your hen, Mr. fly rooster
Don't ya crow in my backyard
Well here's one chicken you aint pickin'
The day you try you'll find it's hard
Well You and I might never come to terms
Find some other chicken, I don't want your worm
I aint your hen, Mr. fly rooster
Don't ya crow in my backyard
[Chorus]
s******, s******
It's my wrinkly crinkly bag of skin
s******, s******
It's the thing I keep my testes in
Well it's wrinky and crinkly and covered in hair
And I don't know what I'd do if it was not there
Oh s******, s******
It's my wrinkly crinkly bag of skin
Nuts, Hot Nuts!
Get 'em from the Peanut Man
Nuts, Hot Nuts!
Better get 'em while you can
Well, they say your nuts are small Tom , really really small
But it's better to have small nuts than no nuts at all
Nuts, Hot Nuts!
Get 'em from the Peanut Man
If it don't fit, don't force it
Cuz you'll make your mama mad
Well if it don't fit, don't force it
You'll only get it bad
Well it may stretch, it may not tear at all
But you'll never back that big mule up in my stall
If it don't fit, don't force it
Cuz you'll make your mama mad
Well I've got a p**** cat, yes I do
Man it sure is fine
p**** p**** p**** cat I love you
You're my favorite feline
Well bathing my p**** is so much fun
Cause all i gotta do is use me tongue
Pusssy got jump all around the room
And always land on time
I'm a one hour mama, so no one minute papa
Aint the kind of man for me
Set your alarm clock papa, one hour that's proper
And love me like I like to be
I may say I want one hour, then it turns into two
Takes one to get started, maybe three before I'm through
[Chorus]
Don't ya crow in my backyard
Well here's one chicken you aint pickin'
The day you try you'll find it's hard
Well You and I might never come to terms
Find some other chicken, I don't want your worm
I aint your hen, Mr. fly rooster
Don't ya crow in my backyard
[Chorus]
s******, s******
It's my wrinkly crinkly bag of skin
s******, s******
It's the thing I keep my testes in
Well it's wrinky and crinkly and covered in hair
And I don't know what I'd do if it was not there
Oh s******, s******
It's my wrinkly crinkly bag of skin
Nuts, Hot Nuts!
Get 'em from the Peanut Man
Nuts, Hot Nuts!
Better get 'em while you can
Well, they say your nuts are small Tom , really really small
But it's better to have small nuts than no nuts at all
Nuts, Hot Nuts!
Get 'em from the Peanut Man
If it don't fit, don't force it
Cuz you'll make your mama mad
Well if it don't fit, don't force it
You'll only get it bad
Well it may stretch, it may not tear at all
But you'll never back that big mule up in my stall
If it don't fit, don't force it
Cuz you'll make your mama mad
Well I've got a p**** cat, yes I do
Man it sure is fine
p**** p**** p**** cat I love you
You're my favorite feline
Well bathing my p**** is so much fun
Cause all i gotta do is use me tongue
Pusssy got jump all around the room
And always land on time
I'm a one hour mama, so no one minute papa
Aint the kind of man for me
Set your alarm clock papa, one hour that's proper
And love me like I like to be
I may say I want one hour, then it turns into two
Takes one to get started, maybe three before I'm through
[Chorus]