Whiskey > Problems Lyrics

You got 99 problems I got 80 proof
Mixed in 7 different drinks to forget about you
And that's what I'm gonna do
It only took 6 months and 5 whole weeks
I swear to God 40 ounces never felt so free
So free of your memory

Cause it's 3 strikes you're out
In this 2 player game
And girl I think we're one and the same

Chorus:

If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle
I would drink you all the time
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels alright yeah
But you'd rather be a b**** to me
So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey

I got a big hunch that you don't give a s***
And I've been kickin' myself for not realizing it
But all that's over now
Cause I got my good friends Jack and Jim
And they don't got a single problem with the way that I am
And they're dying to hear me out

Cause it's 3 strikes you're out
In this 2 player game
And girl you know I've won either way

Chorus:

If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle
I would drink you all the time
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels alright yeah
But you'd rather be a b**** to me
So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey
You keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey
You keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey

Chorus:

If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle
I would drink you all the time
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels alright yeah
But you'd rather be a b**** to me
So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey

So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey
So you keep your problems, I'll keep the whiskey