s**ual Athletics Lyrics

(Scat singing)

They call it s**ual athletics
It doesn't rhyme with anything
That's why I'm the s** king
s** king on a velvet swing
Waiting for my Alice in Wonderland
To come along and knock upon my door
If I'm who you were waiting for
Cause I'm a s**ual athlete

Yeah, that's right
I'm a s**ual athlete
I'm sweet
Eat raw meat
Don't admit to defeat
Some say it's bittersweet
Gimme a S-E-X-U-A-L
s**ual uh s**ual uh
Gimme a S-E-X-U-A-L
s**ual uh s**ual uh

What kinda s** are you talkin' about
It's time that we scream and shout
(Hey!)

Let's go to the emotional Olympics!
(Boo!)
Ok

s**ual ugh

(Outro)
s**ual athletics, s**ual athletics
s**ual diversion, don't call it perversion

And all I wanted was a girlfriend all of my life
But she's too s**ual

s**ual athletics for the lucky ones