CHORUS:
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Yo!, Rubber d***ey!
Have you ever heard about this little thing
Maliet pero kasiyahan ang bini-bring
At binibigay at dinudulot
Binibili pero di mapupulot
k**ukulot ang 'yong forehead, why?
Kasi hindi mo alam where to buy
So stop, look & listen
Pay close attention
This is something that I have to mention
For sure, wala 'to sa Manila
O sa mga mall na pwede kang pumila
Robinson's, Megamall at Glorietta
Pupusta ako, hindi ka makakakita
Sa Divisoria or even sa Binondo
Check it out meron sa Redondo Beach
That is why I am here to teach
Rubber d***ey, hum! 20 dollars each
CHORUS:
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Yo!, Rubber d***ey!
And so across the mile, PLDT ka dumial
1-800 RUBBER d***EY free trial
You were really trying, trying real hard
Na ma-i-charge mo sa Visa mo, sa MasterCard
Pero 'di mo na tinuloy ang transaction
Kaya Rubber d***ey missing in action
Too bad, girl, how lonely can you get?
So take a bath na lang, no time to get wet
And one time, meron sa 'yong b**ubulong
Available daw ito sa Hong Kong
Well, narinig mo rin available sa Australia
Dun nagpabili ka rin di ba? Oh Yeah!
Sa mga classmates nakipag-unahan
Nang malaman mong available sa Shinjuki Japan
Waiting for the chance, she anticipates
Nag-pauwi ng Rubber d***ey from the States
CHORUS:
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Yo!, Rubber d***ey!
Now that meron ka na, ginagamit mo na
Boyfriend mo girl, tinabi mo na
Useless na kasi, greaseless pa
Rubber d***ey pang pamilya, pang i-sport pa
Before Rubber d***ey, ikaw ay nag-iitch
But now sanay ka na at di na masakitch
Rubber d***ey window, Rubber d***ey door
Rubber d***ey kitchen, Rubber d***ey floor
But then one time nakalimutan mo
Na itago ang Rubber d***ey mo
Sinampal ka ni Mommy at minura-mura ka
Merong nagsumbong kaya nagdududa ka
Si brother, si sister o maging si yaya
You were really mad kasi napahiya ka
Pero sabi mo, who cares nangyari na
Next time you will buy na lang extra.
CHORUS:
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Yo!, Rubber d***ey!
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Yo!, Rubber d***ey!
Have you ever heard about this little thing
Maliet pero kasiyahan ang bini-bring
At binibigay at dinudulot
Binibili pero di mapupulot
k**ukulot ang 'yong forehead, why?
Kasi hindi mo alam where to buy
So stop, look & listen
Pay close attention
This is something that I have to mention
For sure, wala 'to sa Manila
O sa mga mall na pwede kang pumila
Robinson's, Megamall at Glorietta
Pupusta ako, hindi ka makakakita
Sa Divisoria or even sa Binondo
Check it out meron sa Redondo Beach
That is why I am here to teach
Rubber d***ey, hum! 20 dollars each
CHORUS:
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Yo!, Rubber d***ey!
And so across the mile, PLDT ka dumial
1-800 RUBBER d***EY free trial
You were really trying, trying real hard
Na ma-i-charge mo sa Visa mo, sa MasterCard
Pero 'di mo na tinuloy ang transaction
Kaya Rubber d***ey missing in action
Too bad, girl, how lonely can you get?
So take a bath na lang, no time to get wet
And one time, meron sa 'yong b**ubulong
Available daw ito sa Hong Kong
Well, narinig mo rin available sa Australia
Dun nagpabili ka rin di ba? Oh Yeah!
Sa mga classmates nakipag-unahan
Nang malaman mong available sa Shinjuki Japan
Waiting for the chance, she anticipates
Nag-pauwi ng Rubber d***ey from the States
CHORUS:
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Yo!, Rubber d***ey!
Now that meron ka na, ginagamit mo na
Boyfriend mo girl, tinabi mo na
Useless na kasi, greaseless pa
Rubber d***ey pang pamilya, pang i-sport pa
Before Rubber d***ey, ikaw ay nag-iitch
But now sanay ka na at di na masakitch
Rubber d***ey window, Rubber d***ey door
Rubber d***ey kitchen, Rubber d***ey floor
But then one time nakalimutan mo
Na itago ang Rubber d***ey mo
Sinampal ka ni Mommy at minura-mura ka
Merong nagsumbong kaya nagdududa ka
Si brother, si sister o maging si yaya
You were really mad kasi napahiya ka
Pero sabi mo, who cares nangyari na
Next time you will buy na lang extra.
CHORUS:
My name is what?!
My name is who?!
Yo!, Rubber d***ey!