Your Pet Is a Ticking Bomb! Lyrics

Do you really think your fat, lazy, sitty dog
Would take the short walk by foot to buy his cigarettes by choice
Instead of taking his car? Just to save the lives of thousands
Of mothers and children, who had to die for your f****** gas?
Are you serious? Your pet is a ticking bomb, man...
Have you ever seen an evil man
Acting like a monkey clown?
Blood-seeking cannibals, flesh...

Did you ever think a pike is rich?
Just open up his water fridge
Fresh-stolen caviar, fish...

What do you think they do
If they get a V2?
Here is the truth
Pets want you to raze amnesia
The wall of the pets come through
People, codes and rocket information
Before they bomb the nation

Would you ever help a lion's b****
Raped by husband stitch by stitch
Round about fifty times, fun...

Could I ever screw a girl like you
Hungry after s**ual cool
Black widow - happy meal, fat...
What do you think they do
If they get a V2?
Here is the truth
Pets want you to raze amnesia

The wall of the pets come through
People, codes and rocket information
Before they bomb the nation

The wall of the pets come through
People, codes and rocket information
Before they bomb the nation