It's time to leave Texas
I can honestly say it's true
Goodbye sad state, hello future tunes
Say hi to nerd punk, to math grunge, to cubicle rock
Goodbye bad sounds, hello future blues
Elevator metal and airport punk
5 star hip hop at gourmet restaurants
Classical bar tunes, and dance club folk songs too
Stadium lo-fi and church reggae
Hippie electro and Catholic new wave
Your head might explode, but that's the point, I'd say
Cause we are entitled to everything at once
Patience is a virtue, but we're a generation of schmucks
We embody here and now and that might be a problem somehow
Better toss out your maps, 'cause Texas will secede this year
I can honestly say it's true
Goodbye sad state, hello future tunes
Say hi to nerd punk, to math grunge, to cubicle rock
Goodbye bad sounds, hello future blues
Elevator metal and airport punk
5 star hip hop at gourmet restaurants
Classical bar tunes, and dance club folk songs too
Stadium lo-fi and church reggae
Hippie electro and Catholic new wave
Your head might explode, but that's the point, I'd say
Cause we are entitled to everything at once
Patience is a virtue, but we're a generation of schmucks
We embody here and now and that might be a problem somehow
Better toss out your maps, 'cause Texas will secede this year