London Underground Lyrics

Some people might like to get a train to work,
Or drive in in a beamer or a merc.
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today,
I'm gonna take my bike,
'cause once again the tube's on strike.
The greedy b******s want extra pay
For sitting on their a*** all day
Even though they earn 30k,
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain
Where the f***'s my f****** train?

London Underground!
They're all lazy f****** useless c****
London Underground!
They're all greedy c****, I wanna shoot them all with a rifle!

All they say is please mind the doors!
And they learn that on the two day course
This job could be done by a four year old
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get:
Burger King and p*** and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
And chewing gum on every seat
So don't tell me to mind the gap!
I want my f****** money back!
London Underground!
They're all lazy f****** useless c****!
London Underground!
They're all greedy c****, I wanna shoot them all with a rifle!
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The floors are sticky and the seats are damp
Every platform has a f****** tramp!
But the divers get the day off when
we're all late for work again!

London Underground! London Underground!
Wa-wa-w*****s,
They're all w*****s!
London Underground!
Take your oyster card and shove it up your a***hole!