I am what I am,
I am my own special creation.
I started at school,
with mutual masturbation.
I gave up rugby and I joined the choir,
Started rowing.
My parents said,
Its just a phase through which I'm going.
I found a boyfriend called Juan,
And started saying I am what I am.
I am what I am I like Will & Grace,
I like Friends and Frasier.
I'm also a fan of Boyzone and Bros,
Blue and Erasure.
And, So what if all my clothing comes from TopShop,
So what if I go out clubbing, in a crop top.
With a fabulous tan, I'll keep on saying,
I am what I am!
I am what I am,
and what I am, needs no excuses.
I s*** who I like, a disproportionate number of whom are called Ian.
Or their Lance's or Bruce's.
And, So what if I don't find Cyber s** degrading
So what if I get around by roller blading
So what if I choose to drink a margarita
So what if I know the lyrics to Evita
I don't give a d***
And so I shout out, I am what I am!
I am my own special creation.
I started at school,
with mutual masturbation.
I gave up rugby and I joined the choir,
Started rowing.
My parents said,
Its just a phase through which I'm going.
I found a boyfriend called Juan,
And started saying I am what I am.
I am what I am I like Will & Grace,
I like Friends and Frasier.
I'm also a fan of Boyzone and Bros,
Blue and Erasure.
And, So what if all my clothing comes from TopShop,
So what if I go out clubbing, in a crop top.
With a fabulous tan, I'll keep on saying,
I am what I am!
I am what I am,
and what I am, needs no excuses.
I s*** who I like, a disproportionate number of whom are called Ian.
Or their Lance's or Bruce's.
And, So what if I don't find Cyber s** degrading
So what if I get around by roller blading
So what if I choose to drink a margarita
So what if I know the lyrics to Evita
I don't give a d***
And so I shout out, I am what I am!