No Present for Your Birthday Lyrics

I know those eyes I'm not mad yet,
I'll drive you to Vegas.
Okay, in confidence I'm out of line,
I'll take you I swear.
I'm sorry,
you told me "Please, take me to Paris".
The best I can do is upset you
by sleeping when you're talking to me,
I talk while you're sleeping.
You often say all my friends have the talent I haven't, d***.
Well, they make every effort
to brand me as "unskilled in love affairs".
I'm sorry,
you changed your door lock next I reckon
that it was not for thieves.
I've upset you
by sleeping when you're talking to me,
I talk while you're sleeping.
Oh, you're right.
No present for your birthday, you're right.
I talk while you're sleeping.