Will You Please Spend New Year's With Me? Lyrics

When I feel kind of like the - useless lamp,
Ready to be taken to the rubbish dump.
You call me upon your red telephone,
Make me happy again and then you have to go.
But I´ve been trying to think positively,
About taking up new activities.
I´ll do yogurt in lunch chinese,
Play accordion and eat my peas.

But will you spend new year´s with me?
We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night.

Everybody else we´ll be out drink can,
But I don´t feel like drink candy.
If you wanna stay in and hang out with me,
We could play some monopoly.
It´s embarrasing to think that I´m twenty five,
And I´m not doing something more wild with my life,
There´s a party over here, a party there,
But my favorite party is in my bed.

So will you please spend new year´s with me?
We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night.
We could play nintendo if you´d let me win,
But you´re super competitive with this things.
That´s ok, I don´t mind, let´s make popcorn,
Do you feel like watching "Harold and Maude"?

You´re the best friend that I´ve ever had,
I want you to know that I´m grateful for that,
I want that I - - - for God,
Happy new year, I love you, you´re the best of the lot.

So will you please spend new year´s with me?
We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night.