all the girls think that you're the king you're a romantic junkie on the edge of everything you're a romantic junkie learned all about it on mtv he seemed so cool you said that drug's for me romantic junkie they think you're really something romantic junkie i know you're really nothing romantic junkie i'm glad i'm not like you s*** your pants steal your momma's cash you're a romantic junkie you sold all your stuff for drugs cause you shot up all your money read all about it in rolling stone now you got a habit that won't leave you alone romantic junkie she thinks you're really something romantic junkie i know you're really nothing romantic junkie i'm glad i'm not like you you're so cool i want to be just like you you're so smooth the girls all want to f*** you now you're giving head just to get your fix it couldn't get much better than this