Merry Christmas, Kiss My a** Lyrics

They told me I was lucky
To have my chance with you
Now last years summer romance
Is this year's winter blues
I treated you so nicely,
To jewellery and champagne,
But you left me empty handed, yeah,
You left me feeling plain
Now I hope you're happy with your self
Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of
c***py what you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing along and it goes,
Merry Christmas, kiss my a**

They say I'm losing my mind
I thought that for a while
I teared down decorations
They remind me of your smile
I hate that mistletoe
It makes me think of our first kiss
You bit my lip, you pulled me close
And then you taught me how to quit
Now I hope you're happy with your self
Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of
c***py what you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing along and it goes
Merry Christmas, kiss my a**
Some say I calling you up telephone me
Now f*** you girl
I'm going out
I gave you my all but
I love you more now
Im jingle belling and every ones yelling
Now true to the bush lets down?
I think that's just what Christmas is all about

And I ho, hope you're happy with your self
Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's so d***
Trashy what you did this holiday?
I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart
Like the wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing along and here it goes,
Merry Christmas, b****, kiss my a**