I Watch Too Much TV Lyrics

Your nose doesn't bleed when you've got cancer

Planes don't crash down as often
I wish I wasn't scared so easily
I think I watch too much TV
I think they sometimes lie to me
I think they're also trying to scare me
Catastrophe! Emergency!
You never know what happens
Probably the worst
I'm prepared, I'm ready!
But I can't move
I think I watch too much TV
I think they sometimes lie to me
I think they're also trying to scare me
I can't sleep through the night
Although you're by my side
Life is dangerous on TV
Spinning stories in my mind
Of what there could be
The Oscar goes to tragedy
I wonder what is wrong with me
How are the quotes for my real life show?
Did I manage an exciting plot?
Look at my perfect scenery!
Missing every trace of live
I think I watch too much TV
I think they sometimes lie to me
I think they're also trying to scare me
I can't sleep through the night
Although you're by my side
Life is dangerous on TV
Spinning stories in my mind
Of what there could be
The Oscar goes to tragedy
I can't sleep through the night
Don't want you by my side
Love is different on TV
Spinning stories in my mind
Of what there should be
The Oscar goes to tragedy
Tell me, tell me is life dangerous?
I think I watch too much TV
Maybe I'll go and read a book