FLOTSAM
(spoken) She may have legs, but her love affair doesn't!
JESTAM
(spoken) I didn't feel any sparks, did you?
FLOTSAM
(spoken) [laughs] No electricity whatsoever!
JESTSAM
(spoken) What's the poor sweet child to do?
FLOTSAM
It's such a shame
JETSAM
It's such a crime
FLOTSAM
To be so close
JETSAM
and yet so far
FLOTSAM
So overdue
JETSAM
yet underpar
FLOTSAM
So out of time
JETSAM
It's too sublime
BOTH
Sweet Child!
JETSAM
Poor child
FLOTSAM
And now her second sun has set!
JETSAM
Dear child!
FLOTSAM
Lost child!
JETSAM
There's still some hope-
FLOTSAM
Ya wanna bet?
JETSAM
No.
FLOTSAM
One more day to get her lovepeck
JETSAM
One more day to snag her man
BOTH
And then the squid will hit the fan
FLOTSAM
(spoken) She'll be disgraced
JETSAM
(spoken)Ugh Debased
FLOTSAM
Reviled
BOTH
Poor child...!
(spoken) She may have legs, but her love affair doesn't!
JESTAM
(spoken) I didn't feel any sparks, did you?
FLOTSAM
(spoken) [laughs] No electricity whatsoever!
JESTSAM
(spoken) What's the poor sweet child to do?
FLOTSAM
It's such a shame
JETSAM
It's such a crime
FLOTSAM
To be so close
JETSAM
and yet so far
FLOTSAM
So overdue
JETSAM
yet underpar
FLOTSAM
So out of time
JETSAM
It's too sublime
BOTH
Sweet Child!
JETSAM
Poor child
FLOTSAM
And now her second sun has set!
JETSAM
Dear child!
FLOTSAM
Lost child!
JETSAM
There's still some hope-
FLOTSAM
Ya wanna bet?
JETSAM
No.
FLOTSAM
One more day to get her lovepeck
JETSAM
One more day to snag her man
BOTH
And then the squid will hit the fan
FLOTSAM
(spoken) She'll be disgraced
JETSAM
(spoken)Ugh Debased
FLOTSAM
Reviled
BOTH
Poor child...!