SCUTTLE
Wow - this is special... this is very, very unusual.
ARIEL
What? What is it?
SCUTTLE
It's a dinglehopper!
ARIEL
A dinglehopper?
SCUTTLE
Oh, these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary.
When it comes to dinglehoppers, I'm a regular encyclopoodia!
Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo
Like the folks who live up there do
That'll flap their wigs!
GULL 1
Flop their wigs!
GULL 2
Flap!
GULL 3
Awwwk!
SCUTTLE
Well, you'll look absolutely dandy
If you use one of these handy
Little thingmajigs!
GULL 1
Thingmabobs.
GULL 2
Jigs!
GULL 1
Bobs!
GULL 3
Awwwk!
SCUTTLE
Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so
Twirl it the way I'm twirling now! Give it a little yank, and there ya go!
You're what they call "the dog's meow"!
GULLS
Wonderful stuff!
GULL 3
Awwwk!
GULLS
That human stuff! Can't get enough-
GULL 3
Awwwk!
GULLS
Of human stuff! And we are the authority-
No need for us to bluff!
Because we're great at explanatin' Human stuff!
ARIEL
(holds a pipe) What's that?
SCUTTLE
A snarfblatt!
ARIEL
Wow!
SCUTTLE
Back when the world was prehistoral, People sat as still as coral. Flat upon their b**ps
GULL 1
On their runts!
GULL 2
Bunks!
GULL 3
Awwwk!
SCUTTLE
There they would be, not even thinkin'
Bored to death and barely blinkin'
Way down at the dumps
GULL 1
On the dumps!
GULL 2
At!
GULL 1
On!
GULL 3
Awwwk!
SCUTTLE
Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance.
Suddenly life was la-di-da! Snarfblatts're what you use to
make folks dance!
Give it a blow, and then - voilà!
GULLS
Wonderful stuff!
GULL 3
Awwwk!
GULLS
That human stuff! If you're a buff-
GULL 3
Awwwk!
GULLS
Of human stuff!
GULL 1
It's marvable!
GULL 2
Stupendiful!
SCUTTLE
Completely A-OJ!
Which sounds absurd, but take my word-
SCUTTLE & GULLS
That's what the humans say!
Sensible stuff
That human stuff!
None of it fluff-
Not human stuff!
And heaven knows
Since we're the pros
From us, you'll get no guff
SCUTTLE
And once you've got your who's-ma-gig-
GULL 1
A thinga-ma-what-
GULL 2
A whatch-ma-gig-
SCUTTLE
That's all you need to bring you up to snuff!
GULLS
Right up to snuff!
With proper dinglehopper groomin'
Rest a**ured... you'll look real human!
SCUTTLE, GULLS & ARIEL
We know, 'cause we know
Human stuff!
Wow - this is special... this is very, very unusual.
ARIEL
What? What is it?
SCUTTLE
It's a dinglehopper!
ARIEL
A dinglehopper?
SCUTTLE
Oh, these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary.
When it comes to dinglehoppers, I'm a regular encyclopoodia!
Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo
Like the folks who live up there do
That'll flap their wigs!
GULL 1
Flop their wigs!
GULL 2
Flap!
GULL 3
Awwwk!
SCUTTLE
Well, you'll look absolutely dandy
If you use one of these handy
Little thingmajigs!
GULL 1
Thingmabobs.
GULL 2
Jigs!
GULL 1
Bobs!
GULL 3
Awwwk!
SCUTTLE
Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so
Twirl it the way I'm twirling now! Give it a little yank, and there ya go!
You're what they call "the dog's meow"!
GULLS
Wonderful stuff!
GULL 3
Awwwk!
GULLS
That human stuff! Can't get enough-
GULL 3
Awwwk!
GULLS
Of human stuff! And we are the authority-
No need for us to bluff!
Because we're great at explanatin' Human stuff!
ARIEL
(holds a pipe) What's that?
SCUTTLE
A snarfblatt!
ARIEL
Wow!
SCUTTLE
Back when the world was prehistoral, People sat as still as coral. Flat upon their b**ps
GULL 1
On their runts!
GULL 2
Bunks!
GULL 3
Awwwk!
SCUTTLE
There they would be, not even thinkin'
Bored to death and barely blinkin'
Way down at the dumps
GULL 1
On the dumps!
GULL 2
At!
GULL 1
On!
GULL 3
Awwwk!
SCUTTLE
Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance.
Suddenly life was la-di-da! Snarfblatts're what you use to
make folks dance!
Give it a blow, and then - voilà!
GULLS
Wonderful stuff!
GULL 3
Awwwk!
GULLS
That human stuff! If you're a buff-
GULL 3
Awwwk!
GULLS
Of human stuff!
GULL 1
It's marvable!
GULL 2
Stupendiful!
SCUTTLE
Completely A-OJ!
Which sounds absurd, but take my word-
SCUTTLE & GULLS
That's what the humans say!
Sensible stuff
That human stuff!
None of it fluff-
Not human stuff!
And heaven knows
Since we're the pros
From us, you'll get no guff
SCUTTLE
And once you've got your who's-ma-gig-
GULL 1
A thinga-ma-what-
GULL 2
A whatch-ma-gig-
SCUTTLE
That's all you need to bring you up to snuff!
GULLS
Right up to snuff!
With proper dinglehopper groomin'
Rest a**ured... you'll look real human!
SCUTTLE, GULLS & ARIEL
We know, 'cause we know
Human stuff!