Ode to Chad (Bonus Track) Lyrics

In the beginning there was Chad
And boy, the people were glad
He was bringing the message of rock to the world
With soft, furry kittens by his side
And hot, melted cheese as his pride
Hail Chad, hail Chad
His mightiness The Kroegster, reign supreme
His c*** is large, just like a barge
If you don't hail The Kroegster you will die

If you don't think that Nickelback invented Rock & Roll
Then you, my friend, deserve to be devoured by a pack of honey badgers
You won't get to listen to Dead By April
Or Black Veil Brides, BrokeNCYDE and Creed

Hail Chad, hail Chad
'Cause if you don't, you'll make him very sad
When Chad is sad, he will have s** with your mother and your girlfriend
And your dog
["The Sleaze" Guitar Solo]

Hail Chad, hail Chad
Hail America and cheeseburgers - our life is very grand
If you don't like America
Then Chad will come and burn you to the ground

THIS ONE'S FOR ALL MAH BROS

Metality
NWG369
TTMichael18
David_J1973
JBTHazard
Fandrades
Akerstache (The Imposter)
Slaughterfish
MinstrelKnight
ajellendersen
csm-cz
Schizo94
FilthyBorgir
Trooper83
MKVR32
Azrael667
Jessemetal1