I thought it was a piercing
and she really had me fooled
until she teased it with her fingers,
splayed her legs and pulled,
then next up were the vampires
With cheap cloaks and plastic teeth,
acting like they loved it,
fake t*** slapping underneath,
and thirdly there's the dancer
with the fluffy little tool
that she shoved up here and there
to mesmerise and rule
the attentive, silent men
who could never find this shocking -
nor did I, I just think
s** should be a way of talking.
and she really had me fooled
until she teased it with her fingers,
splayed her legs and pulled,
then next up were the vampires
With cheap cloaks and plastic teeth,
acting like they loved it,
fake t*** slapping underneath,
and thirdly there's the dancer
with the fluffy little tool
that she shoved up here and there
to mesmerise and rule
the attentive, silent men
who could never find this shocking -
nor did I, I just think
s** should be a way of talking.