We like to f*** and s***, we're not into making love,
but I hope that she'd admit that we've done all of the above.
I've got a c*** or sometimes w****, I'm referred to as her bird,
and she's usually got a f****, rarely any other word,
though you might've heard a pie once, or a b**-not-back-but-front,
or even the odd s*****, but never once a c***.
She only uses that word when it's Scottish for amigo,
or to punctuate a sentence when deflating my wee ego.
but I hope that she'd admit that we've done all of the above.
I've got a c*** or sometimes w****, I'm referred to as her bird,
and she's usually got a f****, rarely any other word,
though you might've heard a pie once, or a b**-not-back-but-front,
or even the odd s*****, but never once a c***.
She only uses that word when it's Scottish for amigo,
or to punctuate a sentence when deflating my wee ego.