Never Trust a Man (With Egg on His Face) Lyrics

A man and a woman walking down the
street
with a son and a daughter it was oh so sweet
when Mummy turned to Daddy and she
said:
'my dear, write out your will the end is near'
then she pulled out the gun
I saw the sparks
messed up the suit that he'd bought from
Marks
because
she'd heard the voices from Outer s***e
she'd heard the voices from Outer s***e
she'd heard the voices from Outer s***e
saying,'Never trust a man with egg on his
face'
three months later Mrs B stands
a smile on her face, blood on her hands
the kiddies got scared and have run to bed
the headlines in the papers said that:
'she was the victim of an awful plan.
Announced through the mouthpiece of a
little green man
she'd heard the voices from Outer s***e
saying:
'never trust a man with egg on his face'
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