Never Trust a Man (With Egg on His Face) Lyrics

A man and a woman walking down the
Street
With a son and a daughter it was oh so sweet
When mummy turned to daddy and she
Said:
'my dear, write out your will the end is near'
Then she pulled out the gun
I saw the sparks
Messed up the suit that he'd bought from
Marks
Because
She'd heard the voices from outer s***e
She'd heard the voices from outer s***e
She'd heard the voices from outer s***e
Saying,'never trust a man with egg on his
Face'
Three months later mrs b stands
A smile on her face, blood on her hands
The kiddies got scared and have run to bed
The headlines in the papers said that:
'she was the victim of an awful plan.
Announced through the mouthpiece of a
Little green man
She'd heard the voices from outer s***e
Saying:
'never trust a man with egg on his face'
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