After Today Lyrics

They've been laughing since I can remember
But they're not gonna laugh anymore
No more "Maxie the Geek"
No more "Goof of the Week" like before
No more algebra tests 'till september
No more looking a losers like him
No more havin' to cheat
No more mistery meat
No more gym
No more gym
No more gym
No more gym

Gonna move to the mall
Gonna live in the pool
Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool
'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
After today she'll be mine
After today my brains will be snoozin'
If I don't faint I'll be fine
I've got fourty more minutes of home economics
Then down with the textbooks
and up with the comics!

Just think of all the time I've been losin'
findin' the right thing to say
But things will be going my way
After today
She looked right through me
and who could blame her
I need a new me
Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof
and after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
No more pep ralleys to cut... Bleh!
After today my brains will be snoozin'
I'm gonna sit on my b***
I've got less than an hour
and when this ended
I'll either be famous
OR YOU'LL BE SUSPENDED
Just think of all the time I've been losing
Waiting until I could say
Gonna be on my own
Kiss the parents goodbye
Gonna party from now 'til the end of July
Things will be going my way
After today!
I wish that this was the day after today