In England once there lived a big
And wonderfully clever pig
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain
He worked out summs inside his head,
There was no book he hadn't read,
He knew what made an airplane fly,
He knew why skinhead love beer and fight
He knew all this, but in the end
One question drove him round the bend
He simply couldn't puzzle out
What LIFE was really all about
What was the reason for his birth ?
Why was he placed upon this earth ?
His giant brain went round and round
Alas, no answer could be found
Till suddenly one wonderous night
All in a flash, he saw the light
He jumped up like a pogo dancer
And yelled "By gum, I've got the answer"
"They want my bacon slice by slice
To sell at a tremendous price !
They want my tender juicy chops
To put in all the butchers' shops !!!
And wonderfully clever pig
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain
He worked out summs inside his head,
There was no book he hadn't read,
He knew what made an airplane fly,
He knew why skinhead love beer and fight
He knew all this, but in the end
One question drove him round the bend
He simply couldn't puzzle out
What LIFE was really all about
What was the reason for his birth ?
Why was he placed upon this earth ?
His giant brain went round and round
Alas, no answer could be found
Till suddenly one wonderous night
All in a flash, he saw the light
He jumped up like a pogo dancer
And yelled "By gum, I've got the answer"
"They want my bacon slice by slice
To sell at a tremendous price !
They want my tender juicy chops
To put in all the butchers' shops !!!