Who Are We Kidding? Lyrics

I used to be the kind to wait
Always sitting on my hands
I never saw the field of play
I just sat up in the stands
I used to be a little boy
I used to play with little girls
Now I've got much better toys
and I'm living in the grown up world

I don't like girls
I like women
and I'm not thirsty
So who are we kidding?

I wanna stop talking
I wanna start sinning
I don't like girls
I like women
I used to know a little girl
I loved the way she'd sing
I put her on a pedestal
I was saving for a diamond ring

I used to want to hold her hand
I used to want to kiss her mouth
I never said a single thing
One day her family moved down south
Chorus

I've bought you a couple of drinks
You've bought me a couple, too
Your Fred Perry was pink
My Ben Sherman was blue

I asked if you wanted to dance
You blushed when you said, "I Do"
Let's give love one more chance
Let's do what grown folks love to do