E-e-e-very time I look at my d***
d***, d***, d***
Call me on the dog and bone
All you Yanks, that's a telephone
Here have a look, just have a butcher's
Northern Mancky, c***-munchers
My d***'s bigger than your brother
Pushing twenty-five stone like your mother
My d***'s bigger than Wales
And your d***'s smaller than a m***********' snail
Ma b*** mec
Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
Ta b*** mec
Ca voit meme pas le jour
My d*** like the Mississippi river
My d*** ask your b****, what's for dinner?
Every time I look at my d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a big d***"
And every time I look at your d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a small d***"
(g******)
Every time I look at my d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a big d***"
And every time I look at your d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a small d***"
(g******)
Yeah dog, it's m***********' kid cuisine
My d*** is bigger than Mr. Clean
So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
Your d*** look like Adam Levine
My d*** like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
While your d*** is small like Frodo
Okay now
Young punk in this m***********
Place looking right in this m***********
Big d*** Clark in this m***********
d*** look like a f*****' Nutter b***er
Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
d*** so big, got a car alarm
d*** so big that it bought the farm
Your d*** like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big w***
Doing things bigger than the big bang
Your d*** don't got no name
Your b**** call my d*** Ving Rhames
V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
Every time I look at my d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a big d***"
And every time I look at your d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a small d***"
(g******)
Every time I look at my d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a big d***"
(g******)
And every time I look at your d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a small d***"
(g******)
Your d***'s growing mold
My d*** shines like gold
Your d***'s like the Pope
My d*** don't get old
Every morning I wake up and cry
It's too much d*** for one guy
But if I donated my s*** to science
m*********** probably start a riot
Every time I look at my d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a big d***"
(g******)
And every time I look at your d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a small d***"
(g******)
Every time I look at my d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a big d***"
(g******)
Every time I look at your d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a small d***"
(That's a small d***)
.
d***, d***, d***
Call me on the dog and bone
All you Yanks, that's a telephone
Here have a look, just have a butcher's
Northern Mancky, c***-munchers
My d***'s bigger than your brother
Pushing twenty-five stone like your mother
My d***'s bigger than Wales
And your d***'s smaller than a m***********' snail
Ma b*** mec
Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
Ta b*** mec
Ca voit meme pas le jour
My d*** like the Mississippi river
My d*** ask your b****, what's for dinner?
Every time I look at my d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a big d***"
And every time I look at your d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a small d***"
(g******)
Every time I look at my d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a big d***"
And every time I look at your d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a small d***"
(g******)
Yeah dog, it's m***********' kid cuisine
My d*** is bigger than Mr. Clean
So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
Your d*** look like Adam Levine
My d*** like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
While your d*** is small like Frodo
Okay now
Young punk in this m***********
Place looking right in this m***********
Big d*** Clark in this m***********
d*** look like a f*****' Nutter b***er
Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
d*** so big, got a car alarm
d*** so big that it bought the farm
Your d*** like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big w***
Doing things bigger than the big bang
Your d*** don't got no name
Your b**** call my d*** Ving Rhames
V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
Every time I look at my d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a big d***"
And every time I look at your d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a small d***"
(g******)
Every time I look at my d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a big d***"
(g******)
And every time I look at your d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a small d***"
(g******)
Your d***'s growing mold
My d*** shines like gold
Your d***'s like the Pope
My d*** don't get old
Every morning I wake up and cry
It's too much d*** for one guy
But if I donated my s*** to science
m*********** probably start a riot
Every time I look at my d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a big d***"
(g******)
And every time I look at your d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a small d***"
(g******)
Every time I look at my d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a big d***"
(g******)
Every time I look at your d***, I'm like "Holy s***, that's a small d***"
(That's a small d***)
.