Sitting here waitin' for my giro to arrive,
I sometimes wonder if i'm still alive,
I'd go down to the bookies or even to the pub,
Shame my f*****' giro won't even buy my grub,
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Richard and Judy are on TV,
I should've stayed in bed in my misery,
Two weeks ago I lost my job
I'm turning into a f****** slob,
I go down to the job centre every day,
Minimum wage is all they say,
Cleaning out toilets or stacking shelves,
I'm a skilled man they can f*** themselves,
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Life on the social's really f*****' dull,
24 seven i'm bored out of my skull,
I can't keep it up, there's just no way,
All my money's gone on giro day,
Chorus
I sometimes wonder if i'm still alive,
I'd go down to the bookies or even to the pub,
Shame my f*****' giro won't even buy my grub,
Chorus
Richard and Judy are on TV,
I should've stayed in bed in my misery,
Two weeks ago I lost my job
I'm turning into a f****** slob,
I go down to the job centre every day,
Minimum wage is all they say,
Cleaning out toilets or stacking shelves,
I'm a skilled man they can f*** themselves,
Chorus
Life on the social's really f*****' dull,
24 seven i'm bored out of my skull,
I can't keep it up, there's just no way,
All my money's gone on giro day,
Chorus