何時か 何処で 誰が 何を どうしていたのか
ありのままに起こった事実を話せ
つまらない くだらない 退屈なネタは
面白く おかしく 脚色しますから
大事件 大異変 とりあえず「大」付ける
大きく出す見出しに『何故』は要らない
右へ左へ空へ山へ 噂の臭いを嗅ぎ付けて飛ぶ
新鮮なネタは先に出せ 事実関係はあとに回す
口から耳 耳から口 背に尾ひれが付く
駆け巡る出来事に真実を見抜け
風の噂 虫の知らせ 匿名 タレコミ
人を避けて 弾を避けて 誰よりも早く
あばけ事件 真相解明 ペンは弾より強し
お騒がせいたします さぁ暴きましょう
追いかけて 追い越せ 追い抜け 最速の話題を撒き散らせ
置き去りにされた真実は 振り返る先の遥か遠く
右へ左へ空へ山へ 四六時中丑三つ時でも
草木は寝れど噂は眠らない ペンを握れネタを追いかけて
暗い 夜さえ 決して 隠せない
我等 天狗に 見えぬ モノは無い
itsuka doko de dare ga nani wo doushiteita no ka
ari no mama ni okotta shinjitsu wo hanase
tsumaranai kudaranai taikutsu na neta wa
omoshiroku okashiku kyakushoku shimasu kara
daijiken daiihen toriaezu "dai" tsukeru
ookiku dasu midashi ni naze wa iranai
migi he hidari he sora he yama he
uwasa no nioi wo kagitsuketetobu
shinsen na neta wa saki ni dase
jijitsukankei wa ato ni mawasu
kuchi kara mimi mimi kara kuchi se ni ohire ga tsuku
kakemeguru dekigoto ni shinjitsu wo minuke
kaze no uwasa mushi no shirase tokumei tarekomi
hito wo yokete tama wo yokete dare yori mo hayaku
abake jiken shinsoukaimei pen wa tama yori tsuyoshi
osawagase itashimasu saa abakimashou
oikakete oikose oinuke
saisoku no wadai wo makichirase
okizari ni sareta shinjitsu wa
furikaeru saki no haruka tooku
migi he hidari he sora he yama he
shirokujichuu ushi mitsudoki demo
kusaki wa neredo uwasa wa nemuranai
pen wo nigire neta wo oikakete
kurai yoru sae keshite kakusenai
warera tengu ni mienu mono wa nai
END
translation:
When? Where? Who? What and why?
I'm just reporting the facts as they happened.
Because even if the news are useless, worthless, or plain boring,
I'll make a peculiar and amusing dramatization.
A big incident, a big accident, whatever, I'll just make it "big".
Why shouldn't I do it for the big headers?
To the righ, to the left, up the sky, over the mountains.
I'll fly after the scent of rumors.
Get the news out while they're fresh,
I'll accomodate the real facts later.
From mouth to ear, from ear to mouth, from the tail I'll make out the animal.
From the events running all around I'll see through to the reality.
A rumor's going around, a little bird told me, an anonymous tip-off.
I'll dodge the people, I'll doge the bullets, no one is faster than me.
Disclosing the facts, bringing out the truth. The pen is mightier than the bullet.
I'll make a fuss out of it, so let's expose everything!
Chase after, pass by, make'em eat dust.
I'll scatter the latest news all around.
The reality that I left behind,
before I turn around it's is already far, far away.
To the right, to the left, up the sky, over the mountains.
All around the clock, even in the dead of the night.
The plants might be sleeping but the rumors don't sleep.
I'll grab my pen and chase after the scoops.
Not even the darkest night can hide it.
There's nothing we Tengu cannot see.
ありのままに起こった事実を話せ
つまらない くだらない 退屈なネタは
面白く おかしく 脚色しますから
大事件 大異変 とりあえず「大」付ける
大きく出す見出しに『何故』は要らない
右へ左へ空へ山へ 噂の臭いを嗅ぎ付けて飛ぶ
新鮮なネタは先に出せ 事実関係はあとに回す
口から耳 耳から口 背に尾ひれが付く
駆け巡る出来事に真実を見抜け
風の噂 虫の知らせ 匿名 タレコミ
人を避けて 弾を避けて 誰よりも早く
あばけ事件 真相解明 ペンは弾より強し
お騒がせいたします さぁ暴きましょう
追いかけて 追い越せ 追い抜け 最速の話題を撒き散らせ
置き去りにされた真実は 振り返る先の遥か遠く
右へ左へ空へ山へ 四六時中丑三つ時でも
草木は寝れど噂は眠らない ペンを握れネタを追いかけて
暗い 夜さえ 決して 隠せない
我等 天狗に 見えぬ モノは無い
itsuka doko de dare ga nani wo doushiteita no ka
ari no mama ni okotta shinjitsu wo hanase
tsumaranai kudaranai taikutsu na neta wa
omoshiroku okashiku kyakushoku shimasu kara
daijiken daiihen toriaezu "dai" tsukeru
ookiku dasu midashi ni naze wa iranai
migi he hidari he sora he yama he
uwasa no nioi wo kagitsuketetobu
shinsen na neta wa saki ni dase
jijitsukankei wa ato ni mawasu
kuchi kara mimi mimi kara kuchi se ni ohire ga tsuku
kakemeguru dekigoto ni shinjitsu wo minuke
kaze no uwasa mushi no shirase tokumei tarekomi
hito wo yokete tama wo yokete dare yori mo hayaku
abake jiken shinsoukaimei pen wa tama yori tsuyoshi
osawagase itashimasu saa abakimashou
oikakete oikose oinuke
saisoku no wadai wo makichirase
okizari ni sareta shinjitsu wa
furikaeru saki no haruka tooku
migi he hidari he sora he yama he
shirokujichuu ushi mitsudoki demo
kusaki wa neredo uwasa wa nemuranai
pen wo nigire neta wo oikakete
kurai yoru sae keshite kakusenai
warera tengu ni mienu mono wa nai
END
translation:
When? Where? Who? What and why?
I'm just reporting the facts as they happened.
Because even if the news are useless, worthless, or plain boring,
I'll make a peculiar and amusing dramatization.
A big incident, a big accident, whatever, I'll just make it "big".
Why shouldn't I do it for the big headers?
To the righ, to the left, up the sky, over the mountains.
I'll fly after the scent of rumors.
Get the news out while they're fresh,
I'll accomodate the real facts later.
From mouth to ear, from ear to mouth, from the tail I'll make out the animal.
From the events running all around I'll see through to the reality.
A rumor's going around, a little bird told me, an anonymous tip-off.
I'll dodge the people, I'll doge the bullets, no one is faster than me.
Disclosing the facts, bringing out the truth. The pen is mightier than the bullet.
I'll make a fuss out of it, so let's expose everything!
Chase after, pass by, make'em eat dust.
I'll scatter the latest news all around.
The reality that I left behind,
before I turn around it's is already far, far away.
To the right, to the left, up the sky, over the mountains.
All around the clock, even in the dead of the night.
The plants might be sleeping but the rumors don't sleep.
I'll grab my pen and chase after the scoops.
Not even the darkest night can hide it.
There's nothing we Tengu cannot see.