Food Court Game (V.O.): Hey, everybody! Watch out for those flying noodles,
'cause if you don't do well here,
all you get to eat are noodles!
Here we go!
LESSON 1
Beard: Extra, extra, read all about it,
I'm back for more, because my store is a bore,
I travel shore to shore, door to door,
Looking around for the perfect store.
Beard: Cut the lettuce, (THROW) [toast/warm] the buns.
Parappa: Cut the lettuce, (THROW) [toast/warm] the buns.
Beard: French the fries, (THROW) cook the burgers.
Parappa: French the fries, (THROW) cook the burgers.
Beard: Serve the patties, (THROW) heat the grill.
Parappa: Serve the patties, (THROW) heat the grill.
LESSON 2
Chop Chop: Come on, kick, punch, do as you please,
da chop chop masta come to your knees,
Romantic, Dramatic, but never panic,
original sensei write rhymes in the attic.
Chop Chop: Hug, kiss, love and chop, (HAI!) hold hands and kick.
Parappa: Hug, kiss, love and chop, (HAI!) hold hands and kick.
Chop Chop: Bring, on, da, funk, (HAI!) don't forget, punch.
Parappa: Bring, on, da, funk, (HAI!) don't forget, punch.
Chop Chop: Da Masta, Da Masta, is original, (HAI!) kick punch style is unforgettable.
Parappa: Da Masta, Da Masta, is original, (HAI!) kick punch style is unforgettable.
LESSON 3
Guru Ant: Revolutions all the time,
people changing the world with crime,
with violence, anger, hunger or whatever
I never get scared, you all know the deal,
I patrol my hood, keeping things for real!
Guru Ant: Pull the lever or whatever, right (NOW), better make it
quick, come on, get down.
Parappa: Pull the lever or whatever, right (NOW), better make it
quick, come on, get down.
Guru Ant: I am the [man/lord], you all know my name? (NOW) I got it
all, cash, money and fame.
Parappa: You are the [man/lord], we all know your name? (NOW) You
got it all, cash, money and fame.
Guru Ant: Put me back, son, come, I gotta go, (NOW) I'm gonna miss
my TV show. [the lyric says "come on", but the voice says
"come"]
Parappa: Put you back, son, come, you gotta go, (NOW) you're gonna
miss your TV show.
LESSON 4
Moosesha: Double dutch, inline skate or rock climbing,
don't forget the rhythm, groove and keep rhyming.
One in a million, I know that's me,
can you dig it? [Hmm,] come on, let's see?
Moosesha: Kick, kick, kick, kick. (DO IT!) Slide, slide, slide,
slide, slide.
Parappa: Kick, kick, kick, kick. (DO IT!) Slide, slide, slide,
slide, slide.
Moosesha: Lean it to the left, lean it to the right, (DO IT!)
crouch for speed and obey your needs.
Parappa: Lean it to the left, lean it to the right, (DO IT!)
crouch for speed and obey your needs.
Moosesha: Up the ramps we go, all the way, (DO IT!) come on now, we
ain't got all day.
Parappa: Up the ramps we go, all the way, (DO IT!) come on now, we
ain't got all day.
LESSON 5
Hairdresser Octopus: Give it your best shot, to keep yourself red hot
'cause you're the one to bring out the original
flava, flava, for my people, people,
come on, kid, here comes the final. [the lyric says
"kids", but the voice says "kid"]
Hairdresser Octopus: Trim, trim, cut, trim, trim, (YEAH!) dye, dye, snip,
snip, dye.
Parappa: Trim, trim, cut, trim, trim, (YEAH!) dye, dye, snip,
snip, dye.
Hairdresser Octopus: Trim, dye, snip, cut, (YEAH!) perm, cut, shave, shave,
trim.
Parappa: Trim, dye, snip, cut, (YEAH!) perm, cut, shave, shave,
trim.
Hairdresser Octopus: With the shampoo, I'll give it to you all, (YEAH!) rinse
ya good, I made you look tall.
Parappa: With the shampoo, you'll give it to me all, (YEAH!) rinse
me good, you made me look tall. [NOTE: Shouldn't
Parappa's part of the final lyric be, "With the shampoo,
you'll give it to us all"? :P]
Papa Parappa: That a boy, Parappa! That's my boy!!
Parappa: Thank you, Dad. I'm proud of you too.
'cause if you don't do well here,
all you get to eat are noodles!
Here we go!
LESSON 1
Beard: Extra, extra, read all about it,
I'm back for more, because my store is a bore,
I travel shore to shore, door to door,
Looking around for the perfect store.
Beard: Cut the lettuce, (THROW) [toast/warm] the buns.
Parappa: Cut the lettuce, (THROW) [toast/warm] the buns.
Beard: French the fries, (THROW) cook the burgers.
Parappa: French the fries, (THROW) cook the burgers.
Beard: Serve the patties, (THROW) heat the grill.
Parappa: Serve the patties, (THROW) heat the grill.
LESSON 2
Chop Chop: Come on, kick, punch, do as you please,
da chop chop masta come to your knees,
Romantic, Dramatic, but never panic,
original sensei write rhymes in the attic.
Chop Chop: Hug, kiss, love and chop, (HAI!) hold hands and kick.
Parappa: Hug, kiss, love and chop, (HAI!) hold hands and kick.
Chop Chop: Bring, on, da, funk, (HAI!) don't forget, punch.
Parappa: Bring, on, da, funk, (HAI!) don't forget, punch.
Chop Chop: Da Masta, Da Masta, is original, (HAI!) kick punch style is unforgettable.
Parappa: Da Masta, Da Masta, is original, (HAI!) kick punch style is unforgettable.
LESSON 3
Guru Ant: Revolutions all the time,
people changing the world with crime,
with violence, anger, hunger or whatever
I never get scared, you all know the deal,
I patrol my hood, keeping things for real!
Guru Ant: Pull the lever or whatever, right (NOW), better make it
quick, come on, get down.
Parappa: Pull the lever or whatever, right (NOW), better make it
quick, come on, get down.
Guru Ant: I am the [man/lord], you all know my name? (NOW) I got it
all, cash, money and fame.
Parappa: You are the [man/lord], we all know your name? (NOW) You
got it all, cash, money and fame.
Guru Ant: Put me back, son, come, I gotta go, (NOW) I'm gonna miss
my TV show. [the lyric says "come on", but the voice says
"come"]
Parappa: Put you back, son, come, you gotta go, (NOW) you're gonna
miss your TV show.
LESSON 4
Moosesha: Double dutch, inline skate or rock climbing,
don't forget the rhythm, groove and keep rhyming.
One in a million, I know that's me,
can you dig it? [Hmm,] come on, let's see?
Moosesha: Kick, kick, kick, kick. (DO IT!) Slide, slide, slide,
slide, slide.
Parappa: Kick, kick, kick, kick. (DO IT!) Slide, slide, slide,
slide, slide.
Moosesha: Lean it to the left, lean it to the right, (DO IT!)
crouch for speed and obey your needs.
Parappa: Lean it to the left, lean it to the right, (DO IT!)
crouch for speed and obey your needs.
Moosesha: Up the ramps we go, all the way, (DO IT!) come on now, we
ain't got all day.
Parappa: Up the ramps we go, all the way, (DO IT!) come on now, we
ain't got all day.
LESSON 5
Hairdresser Octopus: Give it your best shot, to keep yourself red hot
'cause you're the one to bring out the original
flava, flava, for my people, people,
come on, kid, here comes the final. [the lyric says
"kids", but the voice says "kid"]
Hairdresser Octopus: Trim, trim, cut, trim, trim, (YEAH!) dye, dye, snip,
snip, dye.
Parappa: Trim, trim, cut, trim, trim, (YEAH!) dye, dye, snip,
snip, dye.
Hairdresser Octopus: Trim, dye, snip, cut, (YEAH!) perm, cut, shave, shave,
trim.
Parappa: Trim, dye, snip, cut, (YEAH!) perm, cut, shave, shave,
trim.
Hairdresser Octopus: With the shampoo, I'll give it to you all, (YEAH!) rinse
ya good, I made you look tall.
Parappa: With the shampoo, you'll give it to me all, (YEAH!) rinse
me good, you made me look tall. [NOTE: Shouldn't
Parappa's part of the final lyric be, "With the shampoo,
you'll give it to us all"? :P]
Papa Parappa: That a boy, Parappa! That's my boy!!
Parappa: Thank you, Dad. I'm proud of you too.