Minna! CHIRUNO no sansuu kyoushitsu hajimaru yo!
Atai mitai na tensai mezashite, ganbatte itte ne!
Everybody! Cirno's math class is about to begin!
To become a genius like me, do your best!
KIRAKIRA DAIAMONDO Kagayaku hoshi no you ni
Eikou Shiboukou nantoka s**** hairou
Tensai Shuusai TOPPU mezashite GO GO!!
A sparkling diamond, like a shining star
Glory, my preferred school, I'll get in somehow
Genius, prodigy, aim for the top, GO GO!!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
Cho, chiga, BAKA ja nai mon!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
BAKAtte iu hou ga BAKA na no yo!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
Nani yo, urusai wa ne! Kono BAKA!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Wait, no, I'm not an idiot!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
The one saying idiot is the idiot!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
What, how annoying! You idiot!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Koumakan kara BASU ga dete Hajime ni sannin norimashita
Hakugyokurou de hitori orite Hanjin dake norimashita
Yakumo-san chi de futari orite Kekkyoku joukyaku goukei nannin da?
Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO nin ZERO nin
Naze nara naze nara sore wa
Gensokyo ni BASU nai
A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; three people boarded at the start
At Hakugyokurou, one left and half a person boarded
At Yakumo-san's house, two people left; so how many passengers in total?
The answer is, the answer is, zero people, zero people
That's because, that's because,
There are no buses in Gensokyo!
Yama ochi imi nado nai wa
KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo
Genki ga areba nandemo ichi, ni, kyuu!
There's not any climax, point, or meaning.
Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good
With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9!
Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru
Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni
Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan
The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round
Because there are only two round eyeballs,
There are three needles, it's as clear as mud
Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku
Kooru heya no naka
Hin'yari s***a ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu
Yukkuri s****itte ne!
Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues
In the frozen-aired room
Without considering the temperature or time
Take it easy!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
Dakara, BAKA ja naitte itteru desho!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
Ii kagen ni shinai to reitou suru wa yo!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
Soshite, konagona ni natte chireba ii no yo!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
I told you I'm not an idiot, didn't I?
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Give it a rest or I'll freeze you!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Then you can shatter into little pieces![1]
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Reimu n toko no hyakuman'en no tsubo wo dareka ga wacchatta
Eientei no Eirin ga benshou shi ni kimashita yo
Shiranpuri no itazura Tewi Kekkyoku baishoukingaku ikura?
Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO en ZERO en
Naze nara naze nara sore wa
Sonna tsubo aru wake nai
At Reimu's home, someone broke a million-yen vase
Eientei's Eirin came to reimburse her
The prankster Tewi feigns ignorance; what is the final amount of compensation?
The answer is, the answer is, zero yen, zero yen,
That's because, that's because
There's no way that vase exists
Joushiki koeta tokoro ni sekai no shinri ga aru
Himitsu no suuji mezashite ichi, ni, kyuu!
The truth of the world is beyond the realm of common sense
Aiming for the secret digit, 1, 2, 9!
HERAHERA niyake nagara GERAGERA warai nagara
Uzzaa Inaba usagi kawaige mo nai no ni
Shinzan no chuu domo wa HOI HOI HOI
Laughing foolishly, laughing loud
Inaba, annoying rabbit, though she's loveless
Brings in immature newcomers handily, handily, handily
Saisei hyakumankai Morenaku gumin nante
Dou yuu koto na no yo Dochira ka tte yuu nara
SAABAA kanri mo otsukare-san te toko ne!
They watch it 1000000 times, what ignorant fools!
What is this about?! I may as well say
Good job, server management!
Wakatta, atai ga amari ni mo tensai dakara
s***to s****run deshou?
HONTO shou ga nai wa ne~
Sekkaku dakara atai no tensai no hiketsu wo
Chotto dake oshiete agete mo ii wa yo?
I got it! Because I'm such a genius,
You're jealous, aren't you?
You're really just too much~
Since you really want me to, I'll teach you
a little of the secret to my genius, okay?
Arayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru
Arayuru arayuru eichi wo
Atsumete atsumete atsumete atsumete tabanete mo
Atai no atai no atai no atai no
Atai no atai no joubu na
Atama ni atama ni atama ni atama ni kanawanai
Every, every, every, every,
Every, every wisdom
Even if you gather, gather, gather, gather it
My, my, my, my,
My, my strong
Head, head, head, head can't be matched by you
Asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi
Asameshi asameshi tabetara
Akago no akago no akago no akago no te wo hineru
Atai wa atai wa atai wa atai wa
Atai wa atai wa kanpeki
Iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru PAAFEKUTO
Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast, breakfast,
Breakfast, breakfast, after that I
Twist, twist, twist, twist,twist, twist a baby's hand
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
I'm, I'm flawless
What is called, what is called, what is called, what is called perfect
Hyaku oku chou man BACCHIRII!
One-hundred billion trillion thousand good!
Yama ochi imi nado nai wa
KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo
Genki ga areba nandemo ichi, ni, kyuu!
There's not any climax, point, or meaning.
Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good
With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9
Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru
Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni
Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan
The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round
Because there are only two round eyeballs,
There are three needles, it's as clear as mud
Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku
Kooru heya no naka
Hin'yari s***a ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu
Yukkuri s**** itte ne!
Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues
In the frozen-aired room
Without considering the temperature or time
Take it easy!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
BAAKA BAAKA!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
BAAKA BAAKA!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
Mou BAKA de ii wa yo! Shiranaitsu!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
IDIOT IDIOT!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
IDIOT IDIOT!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Fine, call me an idiot! I don't care anymore!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Atai mitai na tensai mezashite, ganbatte itte ne!
Everybody! Cirno's math class is about to begin!
To become a genius like me, do your best!
KIRAKIRA DAIAMONDO Kagayaku hoshi no you ni
Eikou Shiboukou nantoka s**** hairou
Tensai Shuusai TOPPU mezashite GO GO!!
A sparkling diamond, like a shining star
Glory, my preferred school, I'll get in somehow
Genius, prodigy, aim for the top, GO GO!!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
Cho, chiga, BAKA ja nai mon!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
BAKAtte iu hou ga BAKA na no yo!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
Nani yo, urusai wa ne! Kono BAKA!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Wait, no, I'm not an idiot!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
The one saying idiot is the idiot!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
What, how annoying! You idiot!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Koumakan kara BASU ga dete Hajime ni sannin norimashita
Hakugyokurou de hitori orite Hanjin dake norimashita
Yakumo-san chi de futari orite Kekkyoku joukyaku goukei nannin da?
Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO nin ZERO nin
Naze nara naze nara sore wa
Gensokyo ni BASU nai
A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; three people boarded at the start
At Hakugyokurou, one left and half a person boarded
At Yakumo-san's house, two people left; so how many passengers in total?
The answer is, the answer is, zero people, zero people
That's because, that's because,
There are no buses in Gensokyo!
Yama ochi imi nado nai wa
KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo
Genki ga areba nandemo ichi, ni, kyuu!
There's not any climax, point, or meaning.
Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good
With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9!
Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru
Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni
Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan
The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round
Because there are only two round eyeballs,
There are three needles, it's as clear as mud
Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku
Kooru heya no naka
Hin'yari s***a ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu
Yukkuri s****itte ne!
Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues
In the frozen-aired room
Without considering the temperature or time
Take it easy!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
Dakara, BAKA ja naitte itteru desho!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
Ii kagen ni shinai to reitou suru wa yo!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
Soshite, konagona ni natte chireba ii no yo!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
I told you I'm not an idiot, didn't I?
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Give it a rest or I'll freeze you!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Then you can shatter into little pieces![1]
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Reimu n toko no hyakuman'en no tsubo wo dareka ga wacchatta
Eientei no Eirin ga benshou shi ni kimashita yo
Shiranpuri no itazura Tewi Kekkyoku baishoukingaku ikura?
Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO en ZERO en
Naze nara naze nara sore wa
Sonna tsubo aru wake nai
At Reimu's home, someone broke a million-yen vase
Eientei's Eirin came to reimburse her
The prankster Tewi feigns ignorance; what is the final amount of compensation?
The answer is, the answer is, zero yen, zero yen,
That's because, that's because
There's no way that vase exists
Joushiki koeta tokoro ni sekai no shinri ga aru
Himitsu no suuji mezashite ichi, ni, kyuu!
The truth of the world is beyond the realm of common sense
Aiming for the secret digit, 1, 2, 9!
HERAHERA niyake nagara GERAGERA warai nagara
Uzzaa Inaba usagi kawaige mo nai no ni
Shinzan no chuu domo wa HOI HOI HOI
Laughing foolishly, laughing loud
Inaba, annoying rabbit, though she's loveless
Brings in immature newcomers handily, handily, handily
Saisei hyakumankai Morenaku gumin nante
Dou yuu koto na no yo Dochira ka tte yuu nara
SAABAA kanri mo otsukare-san te toko ne!
They watch it 1000000 times, what ignorant fools!
What is this about?! I may as well say
Good job, server management!
Wakatta, atai ga amari ni mo tensai dakara
s***to s****run deshou?
HONTO shou ga nai wa ne~
Sekkaku dakara atai no tensai no hiketsu wo
Chotto dake oshiete agete mo ii wa yo?
I got it! Because I'm such a genius,
You're jealous, aren't you?
You're really just too much~
Since you really want me to, I'll teach you
a little of the secret to my genius, okay?
Arayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru
Arayuru arayuru eichi wo
Atsumete atsumete atsumete atsumete tabanete mo
Atai no atai no atai no atai no
Atai no atai no joubu na
Atama ni atama ni atama ni atama ni kanawanai
Every, every, every, every,
Every, every wisdom
Even if you gather, gather, gather, gather it
My, my, my, my,
My, my strong
Head, head, head, head can't be matched by you
Asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi
Asameshi asameshi tabetara
Akago no akago no akago no akago no te wo hineru
Atai wa atai wa atai wa atai wa
Atai wa atai wa kanpeki
Iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru PAAFEKUTO
Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast, breakfast,
Breakfast, breakfast, after that I
Twist, twist, twist, twist,twist, twist a baby's hand
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
I'm, I'm flawless
What is called, what is called, what is called, what is called perfect
Hyaku oku chou man BACCHIRII!
One-hundred billion trillion thousand good!
Yama ochi imi nado nai wa
KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo
Genki ga areba nandemo ichi, ni, kyuu!
There's not any climax, point, or meaning.
Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good
With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9
Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru
Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni
Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan
The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round
Because there are only two round eyeballs,
There are three needles, it's as clear as mud
Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku
Kooru heya no naka
Hin'yari s***a ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu
Yukkuri s**** itte ne!
Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues
In the frozen-aired room
Without considering the temperature or time
Take it easy!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
BAAKA BAAKA!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
BAAKA BAAKA!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
Mou BAKA de ii wa yo! Shiranaitsu!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
IDIOT IDIOT!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
IDIOT IDIOT!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
Fine, call me an idiot! I don't care anymore!
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT