[Intro]
If there was a crowd right here right now I would make em say all right
And if you know a d*** thing about me you know I could do this all night
[Verse]
Big Wax I'm the best you know
My flow s*** got c***FACE tourettes syndrom
I'm straight nutty, sorta like my p**** hole when I'm h****
If y'all bananas, I'm Chiquita's whole inventory
At 16 I was rapping great
And I've stay hot like Christina Applegate
s*** that makes chick teens m*********
Rappers straight looking up to me
Like I'm Sistine Chapel paint
I care less each day
About what all you hating internet geeks say
Judging by the way that your always thinking of my a**
I'll a**ume your and gay and you probably wanna f*** my a**
My YouTubes like p*** to you dudes
Probably keep my picture in your drawer with some lube tubes
And while you think about my d*** and b****
I'll be at your girls house ripping off her fricking drawers
I got her face down hog tied
p**** so wet you think it just got off the log ride
And when I do my thing
She be screaming you da king
Inside her so much she nicknamed me Nuva Ring
... she moans and she moans
When I twist around her nipples like rotary phones
There are so many Joneses but only one Wax
And its no need to clone
Cause God's already done that
The lord must me a silly guy
Cause my brothers a f****** beast and he dont even really try
I know it seems like a circus act
But name a set of twins that rap better than me and Herbal rap
d*** it mom! We should have been a boy band
Raw spitting at the audition up at Disneyland
Is Mickey Mouse in the frickin house Anaheim?
Shout outs to my peeps in the chocolate-covered banana line
I say stupid s***... whatever!
Ain't nobody that can do this s*** better
Line up all the rappers in the game that you say are hot
And for each one of em hand me one Jager shot
And watch me down em all, then clown em ell
They try to follow my lryics like they that bouncing ball
This ain't karaoke night
Fly with me and Herbs its a very smoky flgiht
That purple berry kush got me feeling like Elvis thank you very much
Man, my teams all got medical cards
So if you f*** with us it best be on a federal charge
Obama, Dont wanna get no drama
Its californ-ia brah we all blow ganja
The highest Hosanna
I'm the hottest know son, I'm
f***** yo momma
Them im out like the road runna
My s*** tough like a brillo pad
I stand tall yall got the same s*** that willow had
Y'all m************ fit inside a shoe box
Me and EOM Paul Bunyan and his blue ox
You're an all around little girl
We NBA, y'all are small town intramural
We get compared to Guru and Premiere
You get compared to Sulu, you queer
My s*** is random
My s*** is d*** dumb
Big on YouTube like Tantrum vs my man Dumb
I gets foul like and one
Have the f****** priest at your church like God d*** Son!
I'm fresh like croissant restaurant
And you're a big dummy like Lamont what you want
Yall ain't f****** with the ill tones
Stepping in the ring before you got your skills honed
Lil clone
You must be crazy player
If your lucky you'll get saved by the bell like A.C. Slater
Cause even on a cold day in hell
For you to beat me there is no way in hell
No f****** way
You are so f****** gay
You should go f****** play
A game of cro f****** quet
If there was a crowd right here right now I would make em say all right
And if you know a d*** thing about me you know I could do this all night
[Verse]
Big Wax I'm the best you know
My flow s*** got c***FACE tourettes syndrom
I'm straight nutty, sorta like my p**** hole when I'm h****
If y'all bananas, I'm Chiquita's whole inventory
At 16 I was rapping great
And I've stay hot like Christina Applegate
s*** that makes chick teens m*********
Rappers straight looking up to me
Like I'm Sistine Chapel paint
I care less each day
About what all you hating internet geeks say
Judging by the way that your always thinking of my a**
I'll a**ume your and gay and you probably wanna f*** my a**
My YouTubes like p*** to you dudes
Probably keep my picture in your drawer with some lube tubes
And while you think about my d*** and b****
I'll be at your girls house ripping off her fricking drawers
I got her face down hog tied
p**** so wet you think it just got off the log ride
And when I do my thing
She be screaming you da king
Inside her so much she nicknamed me Nuva Ring
... she moans and she moans
When I twist around her nipples like rotary phones
There are so many Joneses but only one Wax
And its no need to clone
Cause God's already done that
The lord must me a silly guy
Cause my brothers a f****** beast and he dont even really try
I know it seems like a circus act
But name a set of twins that rap better than me and Herbal rap
d*** it mom! We should have been a boy band
Raw spitting at the audition up at Disneyland
Is Mickey Mouse in the frickin house Anaheim?
Shout outs to my peeps in the chocolate-covered banana line
I say stupid s***... whatever!
Ain't nobody that can do this s*** better
Line up all the rappers in the game that you say are hot
And for each one of em hand me one Jager shot
And watch me down em all, then clown em ell
They try to follow my lryics like they that bouncing ball
This ain't karaoke night
Fly with me and Herbs its a very smoky flgiht
That purple berry kush got me feeling like Elvis thank you very much
Man, my teams all got medical cards
So if you f*** with us it best be on a federal charge
Obama, Dont wanna get no drama
Its californ-ia brah we all blow ganja
The highest Hosanna
I'm the hottest know son, I'm
f***** yo momma
Them im out like the road runna
My s*** tough like a brillo pad
I stand tall yall got the same s*** that willow had
Y'all m************ fit inside a shoe box
Me and EOM Paul Bunyan and his blue ox
You're an all around little girl
We NBA, y'all are small town intramural
We get compared to Guru and Premiere
You get compared to Sulu, you queer
My s*** is random
My s*** is d*** dumb
Big on YouTube like Tantrum vs my man Dumb
I gets foul like and one
Have the f****** priest at your church like God d*** Son!
I'm fresh like croissant restaurant
And you're a big dummy like Lamont what you want
Yall ain't f****** with the ill tones
Stepping in the ring before you got your skills honed
Lil clone
You must be crazy player
If your lucky you'll get saved by the bell like A.C. Slater
Cause even on a cold day in hell
For you to beat me there is no way in hell
No f****** way
You are so f****** gay
You should go f****** play
A game of cro f****** quet