Bug On The Cote D'Azur Lyrics

I've been bitten by a bug on the Cote D'Azur
I've been bitten by a bug and I'm feeling sore
I've been bitten by a bug on the Cote D'Azur
And that's why I ain't going to come back no more
I've been bitten by a bug on the Cote D'Azur
I've been bitten by a bug in the Villefranche (the ville de French!)
I can't think of a word that rhymes
It happens to me every time
I've been bitten by a bug in the Villefranche
Ladies and Gentlemen, Andrew Gold
I've been bitten by a bug in the Villefranche
I've been bitten in the bug, with, on the bug, in the Villefranche
It's much worse being bitten under my ranch
I've been bitten by a bug in the Val D'Isere
(sounds very similar to er...)
I've been bitten by a bug in the Val D'Isere
I've been bitten in the Val D'Isere
It went right through to my underwear
He's been bitten by a bug in the Val D'Isere, the Val D'Isere
Like a totally merry, merry Christmas