It"s bad enough at school without the wireless.
We have it nearly every afternoon.
It"s something called Music and Movement,
When you run about to a tune.
I wouldn"t mind if it was cops and robbers,
But the lady tells you what you have to be,
And I"m only a mixed infant,
So it isn"t up to me
And now we"re in the hall with the wireless on,
With this woman saying what we have to do.
Be as tall as a house,
As tiny as a mouse
I"m knackered and it"s only half past two.
It"s been a horrible day at school so far.
My best friend didn"t come,
And I got demoted from milk monitor
"Cos they heard me saying "b**".
And then I got in trouble in the playground,
Had the slipper twice off Mrs Stock,
"Cos Linda Morris tried to kiss me
And I put my wellie down her frock.
And now we"re in the hall with the wireless on.
Going on and on, we haven"t had a rest.
Pretend the day is sunny,
You"re a funny little bunny.
Have you ever seen a rabbit in a vest?
I"m making this Christmas tree out of lolly sticks,
To take home to my mum,
But it"s gone all crumply and sticky
"Cos I"m not very good with gum.
And shepherd"s pie and cabbage for dinner,
And it wasn"t even hot,
Spotted d*** and custard,
All d*** and not a lot of spot.
And now we"re in the hall with the wireless on.
Our teacher"s joining in. She"s gone all red.
She"s the moon and we"re the sea.
There"s a big scab on my knee.
I"ll save it for tonight when I"m in bed.
We have it nearly every afternoon.
It"s something called Music and Movement,
When you run about to a tune.
I wouldn"t mind if it was cops and robbers,
But the lady tells you what you have to be,
And I"m only a mixed infant,
So it isn"t up to me
And now we"re in the hall with the wireless on,
With this woman saying what we have to do.
Be as tall as a house,
As tiny as a mouse
I"m knackered and it"s only half past two.
It"s been a horrible day at school so far.
My best friend didn"t come,
And I got demoted from milk monitor
"Cos they heard me saying "b**".
And then I got in trouble in the playground,
Had the slipper twice off Mrs Stock,
"Cos Linda Morris tried to kiss me
And I put my wellie down her frock.
And now we"re in the hall with the wireless on.
Going on and on, we haven"t had a rest.
Pretend the day is sunny,
You"re a funny little bunny.
Have you ever seen a rabbit in a vest?
I"m making this Christmas tree out of lolly sticks,
To take home to my mum,
But it"s gone all crumply and sticky
"Cos I"m not very good with gum.
And shepherd"s pie and cabbage for dinner,
And it wasn"t even hot,
Spotted d*** and custard,
All d*** and not a lot of spot.
And now we"re in the hall with the wireless on.
Our teacher"s joining in. She"s gone all red.
She"s the moon and we"re the sea.
There"s a big scab on my knee.
I"ll save it for tonight when I"m in bed.