Thailand Lyrics

It's a battle of the c**inary arts
In that boiling land
You met your mate over across that river
And some good old heroin
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Into our lovely story, who do we insert
But the mighty, mighty Steve Willoughby
He went searching for some big Buddha in a raincoat
But met a wife half the size of he

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