I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like p****, but Baywatch is f****** sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.
I might hide my small p****, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be h***s**ual, but I've slept with a guy who's one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I p*** on the toilet seat.
I might be a c***
Whoahoa
I might be a c*** but I'm not a f****** c***
I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?
I might be a c***
Whoahoa
I might be a c*** but I'm not a f****** c***
But I'm not a f****** c***
But I'm not a f****** c***
I might like p****, but Baywatch is f****** sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.
I might hide my small p****, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be h***s**ual, but I've slept with a guy who's one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I p*** on the toilet seat.
I might be a c***
Whoahoa
I might be a c*** but I'm not a f****** c***
I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?
I might be a c***
Whoahoa
I might be a c*** but I'm not a f****** c***
But I'm not a f****** c***
But I'm not a f****** c***