Everyone Else Has Had More s** Than Me Lyrics

Everyone else has had more s** than me.
Everyone else has had more s** than me.

Everyone else has had more s** than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked, couple in trees.
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.
Everyone else has had more s** than me.
Everyone else has had more s** than me.

Corporate chambers and office amore.
Shenanigans outdoor and in.
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.
All loves have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.
He would rather die than not get to f***
Personally I reckon it's worth it.
Everyone else has had more s** than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?

Everyone else has had more s** than me.
Does everybody else get that feeling?

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