Waiters Lyrics

Fill my sandwich my sandwich my sandwich with snot
With bogeys and mucus and whatever you've got
p*** on my pork pie p*** on my veg
c** over my croutons and shoot s**** on my eggs
Into my soup your pimples please squeeze
Wipe your a*** wipe your a*** on my cheese
Into my broth your blood please
If you've got if you've got a disease

The waiter
He's a masturbator
The waiter
He's a masturbator
Well dunk your d*** in my toad-in-the-hole
I think you're a b****** without a soul
Dunk your d*** in my donut
I think you're a maniac and a nut

The waiter
He's a masturbator
The waiter
He's a masturbator
If you had seen how he creamed
How he creamed my potatoes
Well he must be
He must be a masturbator

But worst of all he's been sick in my soup
And into my vol-au-vents he has p***ed